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Dispatched within 2–4 business days
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Misprints and damage replaced free
My Brain Is Lacking But My Ass Is Packing | T-Shirt
White / S
€24,99
Sale price
€24,99
Regular price
€34,99
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My Brain Is Lacking But My Ass Is Packing | T-Shirt
€24,99
Sale price
€24,99
Regular price
€34,99
★ PRINTED TO ORDER ★ SECURE CHECKOUT ★ TRACKED SHIPPING
DESCRIPTION
A frog with priorities: zero thoughts, full trunk. The only honest CV.
Heavyweight 100% cotton, printed to order in the EU with tracked shipping.
RETURNS
Every shirt is printed to order just for you, so we can't take change-of-mind returns. But if yours arrives misprinted, damaged, or wrong, message us within 14 days of delivery and we'll replace it or refund you — no drama.
SHIPPING
Printed and dispatched from EU facilities within 2–4 business days. Tracked delivery to Ireland, the UK, Europe and worldwide — you'll get a tracking link the moment it ships.
CARE & QUALITY
Heavyweight 100% cotton. Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Don't iron directly on the print — the joke deserves better.
WHY ABSOLUTE SHIRT
| ABSOLUTE SHIRT | OTHERS | |
|---|---|---|
| Heavyweight 100% cotton | ✓ | ✗ |
| Print that survives every wash | ✓ | ✗ |
| Jokes that ruin Christmas dinner | ✓ | ✗ |