Frequently Asked Questions
When will my order arrive?
Every shirt is printed just for you when you order — that takes 2–4 working days, then shipping takes 2–5 working days within Ireland and the EU. So roughly a week door-to-door. You'll get tracking by email the moment it ships.
What are the shirts like?
Proper quality — soft, heavyweight cotton, printed in the EU. We wear them ourselves. They are, as advertised, absolute shirt.
What's your sizing like?
True to size, unisex fit. Check the size guide on each product page. Between sizes? Size up — nobody ever complained about a comfy shirt.
Can I return my order?
Because every item is made to order just for you, we can't accept returns for change of mind — there's no warehouse to send it back to, just confusion. BUT: if your order arrives damaged, misprinted, or wrong, email us within 30 days with a photo and we'll replace it free, no drama. See our full returns policy for details.
How do I wash it?
Cold wash, inside out, no tumble dryer. Treat the print with respect and it'll outlive the meme by years.
Who are you?
Two Irish lads with a laptop and questionable screen time. See the About page.
My question isn't here
Email us — we answer everything, usually with unnecessary commentary.